hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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there’s a joke here somewhere

they’re interviewing a woman who runs an escort service

my sister wont go to the pond w/ me to catch pokemon and i really dont want to go wandering around the woods by myself so i guess that’s for another day :/

my phone battery is drained and my portable charger but i think im going to go back out and walk to the pond to catch water pokemon. maybe the bluffs but im not sure if it’s worth the walk tbh.

i found a krabby outside the seafood store which i found hilarious tbh

about three hours of pokemon go w/ my sister. we got pizza and italian ice and caught a ton of pokemon. i saw two squirtles but they both ran away which was rude. 

• my sister: ugh why does my person move so slow on this? they should have bikes like in the other games so you can get around faster
• me: grace that's literally just a real life bike. we have one of those

my little sister realized she can play pokemon go on my mom’s phone b/c she doesnt have a phone of her own and we are going to to trekking all over town now

i keep thinking about how pokemon go is probably driving baby boomers up the fucking wall. packs of millennials roaming all staring at their cellphones. 

im so emotional because pokemon go is just…..such a pure game?