hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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i have a really bad headache but it’s weird b/c it’s just like behind my right eye and at the base of my neck 

TEAM MYSTIC: moon lesbian

TEAM VALOR: sun lesbian

everyone i talked to about pokemon go teams has actually chosen theirs based on what the team is about and i was just like….i chose mystic because i am super gay and saw blanche and she gave me a Moon Lesbian vibe

saw this fella in the break room at work

pokestops are weird

• someone on tumblr: yoda is actually the worst
• me: what?? no. i havent seen the original trilogy that long ago but he was just that helpful wise green dude
• me: *rewatches the empire strikes back*
• me: fuck yoda

started naming pokemon after what i saw directly as i caught them. i have a rattata named buttcheek. 

im literally screaming

the intro changed?

why fuck did westboro get a jigglypuff to fight the clefairy though why would you get a pokemon of the same type ?? u wanna beat clefairy ?? get poison or steel.