hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
my sister is babysitting her sister’s betta fish but they’re keeping it in essentially a plastic Chinese food container so im going to the pet store
im watching the x files and the guy who we’re supposed to think killed the girl has an inverted cross and i s2g if they just say it’s a satanic symbol im gonna scream
jasper turns into the team rocket of steven universe where she just randomly emerges from the ocean and acts like “thIS TIME I’LL BEAT YOU, TINY ROSE QUARTZ” and they punch her and she returns to the ocean and it becomes a routine like hey jasper didnt show up for the past couple of days you think she’s okay. they’re planning a party on the beach and jasper shouts “IVE GOT YOU NOW, SMALL ROSE QUARTZ” and the gems are like hold on a sec let us beat her up it’ll only take a moment sorry for the interruption.
eventually homeworld tries to kill steven and jasper stops them. because she needs to beat this short version of rose quartz. she cant let someone ELSE do it. it’s the principle of the thing.
they team up and save the world and after jasper goes back to lifting rocks on the bottom of the ocean. she’s totally gonna beat tiny rose quartz this time.
I’m watching Stranger Things and “Africa” by toto came on and I had to pause and scream internally is this where the fucking meme came from a week or so back. goddamned meme song. fuck.
i caught a growlithe in the doctor’s office
me: *writes in “sweet meteor ‘o death” on this years presidential ballot*
remember when “deez nuts” ran for president? i feel like that really set the tone for the circus that is this year’s presidential election.
