hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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it’s 11pm and my brother woke me up to let me know he stopped by mcdonalds and got me some fries and a soda

my sister is watching the 2004 spongebob squarepants movie and i forgot how good that movie was. a cinematic masterpiece. steven spielberg who?

• skinner: so here are the facts of the case as we know them
• mulder: you're forgetting the fact that it was aliens
• skinner, looking like he wishes he chose a different career: aliens
• mulder: yup
• skinner, internally: every fucking day i have to put up with this bullshit. just once in your shit fuck life can you--- can you fucking NOT? once, just one time. can you give me a reasonable explanation just fucking once. that's all i fucking ask. just ONCE give me something that isnt aliens or a goddamned cryptid. every single other agent in this fucking agency manages to do it. why can you not give me something other that fucking aliens.
• skinner, externally: *sighs*

lines that would not be out of place in a romance movie

skinner hates this fucking part of his job

• x files episode: scully struggles with the emotional aftermath of the death of her young daughter who was stolen from her
• next episode: the US government developed a biotoxin and tested it on over a dozen innocent people in a movie theater, killing them painfully and horrifically. however, mulder and scully have no way of proving the government's crimes against it's citizens
• episode after that: mulder is taken hostage by a telemarketer who believes his boss is a monster who has turned his co-workers into a legion of the undead

i hate everything about this

shout out to the x files for being the only show ive seen actually address the meaning of the inverted cross 

me, throwing rocks at chris carter’s window while sobbing: LET SCULLY BE HAPPY. STOP HAVING SAD THINGS HAPPEN.

scully hallucinating her dead daughter is literally the worst thing ever jesus fucking christ