so u know i named my dog barkimedes but like that’s a long name so i sometimes just call him “bark” for short and long story short i end up looking like a fucking fool when he runs out back at night and i shout “BARK” into the night
this episode of the x files is about panspermia (the theory that life originated elsewhere in the universe and was carried here by asteroids and stuff) which is cool b/c that’s my fave theory
so in this episode of the x files a literal grey alien is a member of the KKK.
imagine being that poor little boy who crawled into the gorrilla habitat and got harambe shot. imagine growing up knowing you’re responsible for those memes. imagine knowing you were responsible for the birth of “dicks out for harambe”

i swear this show actually has a serious overall plot about a government conspiracy