hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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“let c-3po say fuck” is still the best star wars related thing this website has produced

here’s my warrior named liana btw

it took me my entire stockpile of “teleport to friends” and then all my gold converted to gems to get more and after twenty three (23) FUCKING tries i finally got the not so secret diving goggles and i am never leaving this spot in celebration

to elaborate on my previous post about my archaeology professor: 

he told us the “most indiana jones moment” in his career was when he was on his first dig and it was in alaska. while digging or whatever the person w/ him (also on their first dig) went “don’t. move. there’s a snake RIGHT behind you” and he fucking froze for like two minutes when his boss walked by and asked why the fuck he wasnt doing anything. he whispered that the other person had spotted a snake behind him and they were waiting for it to leave

his boss goes “that’s a garter snake, dumbass.”

my favorite out of context quotes from my archeology professor so far in no particular order

• and floridians are just as human as you and me!
  
• and the moral of the story is that there are no deadly snakes native to alaska
• you might know this guy as one of the only archaeologists cool enough to be mentioned by indiana jones
• it’s my dream to have my name said by harrison ford
• i’m not going to apologize for having this class at 6am because you paid for it and it’s your fault. 
• we don’t all dress like lara croft. i tried to get it to be a thing on a dig and my colleagues yelled at me. 
• they were pretty good archaeologists except they were too racist to realize anything they found. 
• i take back what i said about us not dressing like lara croft because lewis binford here is wearing nothing but short shorts and a cowboy hat. take notes for an academic halloween costume!
• archaeologists can be good artists! not me, though. or anyone i know. but if you can draw just know you have options.
• sometimes you find dead bodies when you dont really expect it and you just have to deal with it
• archaeologists are the only people allowed to get exited when they find corpses. 
• once i ruined thanksgiving dinner when i told my family i had gotten my degree in archaeology and my uncle commented he liked dinosaurs too
• the closest i’ve ever been to a grizzly bear is when i left my glasses in my tent on a dig in alaska,  saw a big rock in the distance, and almost screamed

a collection of random ley ghost sightings over the past week

idk why gw2 screenshot tool saves it at the crappiest fucking quality but here they are

anyway i have a folder of shitty quality ley ghosts ive seen on gw2 and they’re kinda spooky tbh

sexy harambe halloween costume

last night at work someone asked where our velcro was and we had recently changed the signs over the departments so i went to say the old one (needle crafts ) and the new one (stitchery) at the same time

what i actually ended up saying was “it’s in our witchcraft aisle” 

• someone: hey how's it going? do anything cool lately?
• me: i woke up at 5am.