hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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listen for like a month or two after overwatch came out and got really popular i thought “junkrat” was that guy’s legit name. i saw u guys posting about him and i was like “alright. maybe that’s how they name kids in future australia. maybe that’s how they name kids in current australia. who am i to judge” it took me so long to find out his name wasnt actually junkrat. i thought it was an australian thing

since october starts halloween season here on tumblr dot com i just want to let you know that if i see anyone using the term “skeleton war” or “spoopy” i will  unfollow and block you with no fucking hesitation. 

• me: i think these characters are gay
• someone: you just pointed to every character in this thing
• me: i know

i fell asleep for like three hours and im so incredibly fucking disoriented

first day of school vs now

i spent like ten minutes looking for barkimedes before seeing that he tucked himself into bed

lesbianshepard:

i found a box of Treasured Childhood Photos in my closet and honestly?? it’s been like twenty years and i have not changed at all

• me: *stubs my toe that i fucked up the other day and cries out in pain*
• customer: holy cow are you alright???
• me, in visible agony: i'm GREAT how are you?

it’s actually a good thing that everywhere i’ve checked the pokemon go plus device is sold out because i really do not need to spend more money on things i dont really need

anyway also my archaeology class is at 6am in the morning and there is this one guy who sits in the back and whose outfit always consists of 

• aviators
  
• an honest to god cowboy hat
  
• cowboy boots

all of which he never takes off. like it’s 6am on long island and it’s almost always dark and overcast those mornings. there is no need for sunglasses when the sun isn’t even out. we are in new york. i know you’re from new york too because you talk with a noticible new york accent. what the fuck