hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
also i stayed up late to catch the 11pm teq and i got five exotics and tequatl’s hoard so i need to do that more often
“is it aware of me?” “it is so aware of you. it has never been more aware of you in it’s life.
do i go to sleep and rest like a responsible person or do i finish watching this episode of critical role that’s almost five hours long
the receptionist was so scandalized when i told her my male cat was named daffodil. “but that’s a flower” she kept saying “why would you name a boy after a flower” like lady…..it’s a cat…..
ive gotten several messages and comments about this post and if i call daffodil “daffy” for short and i hate to break this to you all but we all call him “dummy” for short and that is, in fact, all he answers to.
he has a lazy eye and as a kitten he would bump into things b/c of it and my dad would call him “dumbass” lovingly and we eventually shortened that to dummy and one day we all realized in horror that he’s several years old and doesnt realize his real name is not “dumbass” or “dummy”
im sorry ive failed you all
i didnt realize today was rosh hashanah and i had the day off so i woke up at 5am and got ready to school only to wake my brother up to drive me and have him mumble “it’s rosh hashshhshshs……it’s jewish day there’s no classes, dumbass”
so basically claritin is wearing a tinfoil hat
anyway im almost done w/ episode 3 of critical role and why is scanlan literally the only one who uses critical thinking. u dont need to go into a deep ass subterranean lake with theoretically hostile monsters that eat ogres!! there’s nothing down there dudes!!! you…..you do have that underwater breathing shit but sTILL
eleven going “what is ‘friend’?” literally shattered my heart into a million pieces
i wanna get into critical role but the episodes are long and i have school and stuff so im going to show expert self restraint and wait until winter break