“we have some bad hombres here”
seriously, donald? this is a literal quote in an official presidential debate by the republican candidate
trump sounds like his team gave him tranquilizers before the debate
tonight’s debate is gonna be out of fucking control
i thought my little brother was staying after school all the time bc he was fucking around with his friends but it turns out he’s actually training for his pilots license. he’s been flying a plane this whole time wtf
it’s october 19th and it’s almost fucking 80 degrees here wtf
shadow of the mad king is live!!! it hasnt even started downloading but im so hyped!!!!!
THE SHADOW OF THE MAD KING STARTS TOMORROW OH GOD IM SO FUCKING PUMPED
today is a blessed day tbh i was walking home from the bus stop and i saw a lil black cat so i sat down and did the kissy noises and he actually came over??? and i spent like fifteen minutes petting him and it was incredible but then he saw a bird and went to go chase it so i was like “alright, see you, mysterious lovable cat” BUT THEN i feel something on my ankle and he followed me??? and i pet him for another like ten minutes!!! he followed me halfway home!! all the while asking for cuddles!! i took a picture on my phone of him like two seconds before it died and idk if it actually saved or anything but i truly believe that mysterious cat fixed my phone. he gave one of his nine lives to my phone through his image using my camera.

so guess who came back????? i was eating dinner and my cat ran to the door and u know who was looking in? THIS BEAUTIFUL BOY. so i went outside and gave him treats and some of my dinner (hamburger helper) to repay him
he drank some water and i pet him for like ten minutes until he got full and left
my little brother and i have this thing we do in the city where we point to any apartment with a visible fire escape and go “hey, did you know friends was filmed there?” and it’s basically a contest to see who can spot them first and when we did it in the city yesterday at least two separate people overheard and believed us
this can be used as a cautionary tale against eavesdropping: mind your own business or u might end up taking a photo in front of a random apartment like an idiot
my little brother and i have this thing we do in the city where we point to any apartment with a visible fire escape and go “hey, did you know friends was filmed there?” and it’s basically a contest to see who can spot them first and when we did it in the city yesterday at least two separate people overheard and believed us