hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
i have to work closing tonight :(
i get to wear my witch hat but the entire time im gonna be putting christmas stuff out instead of my usual routine of lounging around watching shitty horror movies and gorging myself on candy which is pretty upsetting
people keep asking to stop for a merchant break in the lab while i’m here with 140 inventory slots, endless copper and silver salvage, and endless gathering tools
i can’t believe everyone is posting the best of vines and i havent seen this masterpiece on my dash
working retail is such a test of willpower though today i had a man come up in a “make america great again” hat and a shirt that said “TRUMP THAT BITCH” and pay at my register and he asked me if i liked his shirt and i just had to smile and say the color suited him
it blows my fucking mind that some people put like no fucking effort into college courses. like in german one guy was like “i don’t care if i do bad in this class it’s not related to my major” like my dude you paid $1k for this class u better fucking do good!!!!
today at work a little girl came up to me and solemnly said “putrid is another word for yuck” and walked away and i will never understand children
anyway while running the mad kings’ labyrinth i have been in a squad with
and i want to point out that half the time i was my thief named maz kanata
i was planning on actually playing gw2 today and farming trick or treat bags but i ended up getting a headache and sleeping the entire day :/
honestly mike kissing eleven just made me really uncomfortable and ive seen people say how adorable and sweet it is but like? el? doesnt understand kissing? she’s been isolated her entire life she didnt know what friendship was let alone romantic feelings? people are going “i ship it!” like ??? why???