hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
today my boss commented on how this would be my third christmas working there and i realized in that moment i dont fear hell because the devil is going to fucking amp up his game if he can top three years of retail
i still cant believe the statement “dumbledore’s brother was a fucking furry” is true and canon
listening to bastille’s new album and there’s a song about trump and brexit
anyway after reading about lists of ghosts last night i’ve come to the conclusion that the best ghost to meet is one of those ghostly hitchhikers.
like the stories of all of them are basically you’re driving along an empty road at night, you see a distressed person (usually a woman. usually young) who asks if you could drive her somewhere. she thanks you when you let her in, and disappears before you reach the location. nothing happens.
like?? that’s not scary. you’re just helping someone out. you made a friend for the afterlife for when you die.
this photo caused snakes to physically manifest in my house
i also want to point out that the flag is upside down so whoever actually made the flag was most likely someone working for trump trying to stage this and almost definitely straight
im so easily spooked at night but im a stupid fuck who’s reading wikipedia’s “list of ghosts” and “list of reportedly haunted locations” because im a fucking idiot
i tried to get a picture of my cat through the tumblr app but i got this shitty photo so i just fucking closed the app but it turns out that this photo has been floating around the internet for four fucking hours because this blue hell has the worst fucking app in the universe
also found out that another girl i work w/ is gay which makes a total of three (3) gays in the store and i keep thinking how if this was a movie or tv show the straights would yell about how unrealistic and pandering it is
i forgot to take a picture of myself in my costume but closing was a lot better than i thought! there were only five of us but four were girls and the one guy was the Dad Manager who bought us all starbucks and told us dad jokes. i wore my witch costume and my wednesday adams looking shirt. other girl was dressed as wirt from otgw. also minnie mouse and a nerd.
we all went to chipotle and got $3 burritos before we went home 10/10