i opened, no exaggeration, two thousand trick or treat bags looking for that black oontz necklace b/c it’s acount bound.
just found out you can get the jewel on the trading post for only 75 g
remember when donald trump said, repeatedly, that if hillary is president “650 million people” will cross the borders to the usa and honestly hats off to hillary clinton if she gets the entirety of south america, central america, and then some to move to the usa
i’m googling the numbers now and for this to happen the entire fucking western hemisphere would have to move here.
remember when donald trump said, repeatedly, that if hillary is president “650 million people” will cross the borders to the usa and honestly hats off to hillary clinton if she gets the entirety of south america, central america, and then some to move to the usa

looking up a word for german homework and found out that im either saying “i wear glases” or “i wear a toilet seat”
i dont even own overwatch and im gay for sombra
i just found out that the legendary torch rodgort

is “trogdor” backwards and i had a flashback to middle school where that was the funniest fucking video i’d ever fucking seen
i found out that there’s a quest in guild wars called “the nightman cometh” and i havent stopped cackling
it’s just so fun being a gay in america and wondering every four years if the most powerful person in the government is gonna take away your rights or not
im not big on baseball or anything but im glad that the cubs and not the team with the super racist mascot won