hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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i’m eligible for irish citizenship b/c my dad was born there so there’s my backup plan if trump wins. so long, USA, its been fun.

tonight is going to be the most stressful night of my entire life probably

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Submitted by lesbianshepard

• shepard: my girlfriend is off being the shadow broker so i'm going to go through the omega 4 relay to fight the collectors
• garrus: why?
• shepard: she's pretty much 85% of my impulse control

lesbianshepard:

can you believe bioware made a whole video game franchise about a beautiful alien archaeologist gf

lesbianshepard:

aliens on the normandy fucking w/ the humans by pretending to have no knowledge of human culture. there’s a betting pool going on seeing how much longer garrus can convince kaidan he has no idea what a birthday party is.  

so anyway andromeda takes place 600 years in the future. liara, the light of my life, is only 106 and asari have a lifespan of approximately 1000 years.

so, theoretically, my beautiful and brilliant space archaeologist wife, the love of my life, can still appear in the next game. 

i’m walking home and someone put trump stand up signs on the sidewalk so i’ve been kicking them over on my way to my house

i’m blogging for n7 day to distract myself for the inevitable shitstorm that’s only a day away

• me: you know what? i want a girlfriend. i deserve a girlfriend.
• me: *catches a glimpse of myself in the mirror*
• me: oh god-- oh jesus fuck never MIND