hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
ive seen a post or two about being shocked how pineapples grow and i just want you to think how i felt when i found out. i was in middle school and just convinced my mom to get me the paid subscription for runescape because i was recovering from leg surgery. i was dicking around and traveled to karamja and found a pineapple tree. do you know how overwhelming that knowledge was? i had nobody to share it with; everyone was at school. it was just me, my thoughts, and that shitty pixellated image of a pineapple plant. i was overwhelmed.
i wanna play where you play with the angels
i wanna wake up with you all in tangles
in theory its super bad when straight dudes go “hey ur a lesbian? we both like girls we’re the same!” but in reality this has happened twice and most recently was today when a guy i was training in the frame shop went “oh you’re gay?” “yea” “that’s cool. it’s cool that you told me. we both like girls and star wars so it’s nice that we have a shift together :)” like god damn it brett you’re so respectful and thoughtful with your goddamned words
pride month is super fun but it’s kind of a bummer when ur homophobic family doesnt know ur gay because they would hate u/disown u/etc so you cant buy any of the sweet rainbow stuff
i think if i lived somewhere with a lot of rain and green plants i would be happier overall
subway online ordering wont work >:(
imagine needing heart surgery and you make an appointment with fucking doctor loki skylizard
we need to make a voyager record 2.0 to let the aliens know our music taste has grown and matured. i recommend 80s music and carly rae jepsen and fun shit like that.
kind of weird how ancient egypt is ripe for all these conspiracy theories like “how did they do this? aliens!” and mystery stuff when the egyptians recorded how they did pretty much everything. they used pictures. they had illustrated fucking diagrams of everything. they even signed their work.
idk if all towns do this but we have a town festival day every year where there are stalls and u can buy stuff and when i was little it was so cool b/c most of the stalls were actual handmade stuff and just neat things but now it’s 90% corporate stalls handing out frisbees and trying to get you to buy a house and 9% lula roe pyramid scheme bullshit and the 1% is the two stalls that sell preserved butterflies and old records