hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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everyone’s reaction to loki is just so underwhelming

they find out their king disappeared and has been replaced by loki and they’re just like “…huh.”

hey did you know the word “avacado” comes from the nahuatl word for “testicles”

my fave denial of homestuck’s influence on this site is when someone pointed out that we all type in lowercase because of dave strider (true) and someone vehemently denied this and used the excuse “um, have you heard of e e cummings?” like yea a big chunk of this site got really into 20th century poetry around the same time andrew hussie made homestuck. 

mom: are you going to come out for a father’s day bbq with us today?

me, remembering all the shit my dad said about me being useless and all the crap he throws at us when he’s angry: 

self care is avoiding todays father’s day bbq because ur dad is a dick

bad news guys

bc the update broke my laptop i had to wipe everything to get it working again

which means my lesbian alien couple in the sims 4 is gone :(

i keep forgetting West Virginia is an actual state. like i know it is, but when someone mentions it i just assume they’re talking about western Virginia until i actually, like, think about it.

we took my grandma on a cruise to alaska last year and now weve created a travelling monster and long story short im going to greece this fall