joko is a horrific bastard man but him yelling at that dude who wanted him to awaken his wife and going “I’m going to kill all the Loyalists’ wives! And then I’m going to awaken them and we’re all going to throw a party at YOUR HOUSE” is the funniest joke in PoF.
im having eggo waffles drowned in syrup for dinner because im an adult and nobody can stop me
I found a really old copy of the Guinness Book of World Records and in 1980 Jay Gwaltney of Chicago, Illinois ate an 11 foot tall birch tree and was awarded $10,000. He remarked “As far as trees go, it’s not bad.”
The world is a weird place
“The Man Who Killed Hitler and then The Bigfoot” is the most powerful movie title i have ever seen and i fear that actually watching the movie when it comes out will kill me
i just ate half a watermelon in one sitting. who the fuck let me become an adult and do things.