joko is a horrific bastard man but him yelling at that dude who wanted him to awaken his wife and going “I’m going to kill all the Loyalists’ wives! And then I’m going to awaken them and we’re all going to throw a party at YOUR HOUSE” is the funniest joke in PoF.

♥ 13 — 5 years ago on 27 Jun 2018
♥ 39074 — 5 years ago on 26 Jun 2018
living world episode 3 mood

living world episode 3 mood

♥ 21 — 5 years ago on 26 Jun 2018
good god

good god

♥ 4 — 5 years ago on 26 Jun 2018

fort aspenwood is an…..interesting server

♥ 11 — 5 years ago on 24 Jun 2018

im having eggo waffles drowned in syrup for dinner because im an adult and nobody can stop me 

♥ 127 — 5 years ago on 24 Jun 2018
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I found a really old copy of the Guinness Book of World Records and in 1980 Jay Gwaltney of Chicago, Illinois ate an 11 foot tall birch tree and was awarded $10,000. He remarked “As far as trees go, it’s not bad.” 

The world is a weird place

♥ 272 — 5 years ago on 24 Jun 2018
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every time i get out of bed o'malley will steal my spot.

every time i get out of bed o'malley will steal my spot.

♥ 42 — 5 years ago on 23 Jun 2018
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“The Man Who Killed Hitler and then The Bigfoot” is the most powerful movie title i have ever seen and i fear that actually watching the movie when it comes out will kill me

♥ 25393 — 5 years ago on 22 Jun 2018
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i just ate half a watermelon in one sitting. who the fuck let me become an adult and do things.

♥ 53 — 5 years ago on 19 Jun 2018
#m  #text