cant wait to work all fucking day tomorrow and then be kept up by fireworks all night

♥ 9 — 5 years ago on 03 Jul 2018
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that video game made me realize that robotfuckers these days need higher standards. doesnt even look like a robot just a twink with a light on his head. grow up. 

♥ 123 — 5 years ago on 01 Jul 2018

jeff kaplan got high one night and watched g-force and now we have the new overwatch hero

♥ 156 — 5 years ago on 28 Jun 2018
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god its going to be 95 degrees sunday im going to melt

♥ 16 — 5 years ago on 28 Jun 2018

cinematic parallels 

♥ 41 — 5 years ago on 28 Jun 2018

holy shit aurene

♥ 24 — 5 years ago on 28 Jun 2018
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i thought i posted this yesterday but i cant find it
stayed up until 5am the day the new episode came out and got my rolly boi!!!

i thought i posted this yesterday but i cant find it

stayed up until 5am the day the new episode came out and got my rolly boi!!!

♥ 4 — 5 years ago on 28 Jun 2018

reddit drama is so fucking wild. today’s drama is some dude attached a car battery to his balls and documented it because some rando told him he knew more about currents than an electrical engineer. (source)

♥ 52 — 5 years ago on 28 Jun 2018
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one of my managers is korean and a mexican coworker went up to him and went “Hey, man, not to be weird but you’re korean, right?” “Yea” “AYOOOOO” and high fived him.

The World Cup brings all sorts together. 

♥ 68 — 5 years ago on 27 Jun 2018
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why does nobody in greek mythology possess any sort of critical thinking skills

♥ 60 — 5 years ago on 27 Jun 2018
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