hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
i want to go downstairs and get ice cream but o’malley is sleeping on my legs so i guess i cant move ever again
it’s my dream to one day afford a one bedroom apartment in a nice place with clean air and then go to the local animal shelter and say “give me the worst fucking cat you have! i want a cat who is a real ornery bastard! one who has been here very long and is very ugly and lazy and doesn’t get along with other cats!”
i think that would be fun. an ugly furry lump. that would be really cool.
in the purge why is everyone’s first thought murder? if i was in the purge universe my first urge would be to break into a bakery and go absolutely hog fucking wild
trump is the first image result when you google “idiot” holy shit
i hate people who take astrology seriously. “you’re a gemini so you’re terrible” like i definitely am but it’s not because of any star alignment
context if you didn’t want to click:
british diver vern unsworth (dude who actually helped save those kids) said on camera that the mini-sub was probably a PR stunt because had no chance of working because elongated muskrat didn’t know how the cave was set up.
our resident manic pixie dream capitalist decided to call the dude a pedophile for….reasons?
all u lesbian monsterfuckers/alienfuckers/etc out there: you are SO fucking valid.
i hate interacting w/ kids because i have no idea how to interact with them and they are very small and breakable and up until about 6 years old their main focus is to somehow kill themselves by any means possible and that really freaks me out. but like. fuck people who are openly mean to children. they’re not demons or shit they’re just kids. u dont need to want them just dont go out of your way to be a dick.