just so companies know: if their fucking ad makes me wait more than two seconds to watch a youtube video i will go out of my way to avoid their product. 

♥ 94 — 5 years ago on 05 Aug 2018
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♥ 287 — 5 years ago on 01 Aug 2018

dummy yells at me for sleeping late

♥ 79 — 5 years ago on 30 Jul 2018
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there’s something funny about the ppl on here who take the whole fey/fair folk/seelie/etc thing seriously and they’re from like fucking new jersey. 

♥ 34 — 5 years ago on 28 Jul 2018
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griffin was ahead of his time.

♥ 23 — 5 years ago on 28 Jul 2018

i’m not even into harry potter that much but deathly hallows grindelwald vs fantastic beasts grindelwald is such a fucking downgrade

♥ 452 — 5 years ago on 28 Jul 2018
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i loved my latin professor. one of my favorite stories he told us was his granddaughter bought him a latin translation of harry potter and went through two books thinking that the spells were just them saying what they meant to do. it wasnt until he saw the movie with his grandkids that he realized that the spells were in latin in the english version too. 

♥ 206 — 5 years ago on 26 Jul 2018
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festival of the four winds is BACK baby!

♥ 8 — 5 years ago on 24 Jul 2018

gay jokes aside i really do need to buy a car and learn to drive so i can move out and never see my homophobic family again

just gotta get my crippling anxiety and shit eyesight on board with this plan

♥ 62 — 5 years ago on 23 Jul 2018

at work we hired a new guy named doug. which means that like four coworkers including the manager quote thor: ragnarok at him all the time and he’s incredibly confused

♥ 1426 — 5 years ago on 22 Jul 2018