hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
one day, i think, i’ll be happy with where i am in life.
at work a coworker saw me drinking mountain dew baja blast and started trying to talk to me about fortnight or whatever its called and i had to quickly let him know i dont know shit about video games and he kind of motioned to me and my soda and went “oh i just thought you were kind of the person who played xbox a lot my bad” and im fucking losing it. i appropriated gamer culture and now they think im one of them.
in case you were wondering what was going on in the far right conspiracy corner of the internet: the q-anon reddit is asserting that the shooting today in florida was a false flag by the deep state in retaliation for trump either assassinating mccain or faking his death and sending him to gitmo.
i’m skeptical bc apparently the source has lied before but if it turns out trump really did rawdog his housekeeper and get her knocked up and now he has a 20-30 year old bastard somewhere in the world i’m going to lose my fucking mind
you know what I’m really looking forward to when I get married? (Besides finding a girlfriend who puts up with me long enough to get married?)
We can both loudly declare “That’s my wife!”
sometimes i think about astronauts going into space knowing there’s a substantial risk they may never make it back and get emotional on how cool and brave that is.
“stupid science bitch couldn’t even make i more smarter” and mac’s “science is a liar sometimes” presentation are two of the funniest fucking moments in television history
i hate when i see someone walking their dog with the dog’s ear flipped inside out. we bred wolves for thousands of years to make them small and stupid and you don’t even have the basic fucking decency to fix their ear? fuck off with that.
