i still believe that “one week” by barenaked ladies should be one of the songs we send aliens because it conveys two fundamental tenets of the human experience:
i just wanna say that when rod rosenstein does get fired by trump i will be supremely disappointed if there aren’t at least 3 of these signs at every protest

my brother is trying to take pictures of my cat for his photography class but he keeps trying to lick the lens.
i get rick rolled constantly but i think its fun. im just like “ah, you rapscallion! i thought i was clicking on a study about the importance of olive oil in greek culture in direct connection to the prevalence of anal sex, but instead i’ve clicked on a youtube link to a catchy song! you rascal!”

finally finished the main story and it only took me three fucking years
do you ever see paleolithic art and go “oh fuck that’s good” like they hadn’t developed agriculture or the wheel but god damn could they paint horses real good
my archeology professor studied textile production during the late iron age in what is today israel and surrounding countries and there’s something oddly inspiring about that. almost all his published research is about a single topic in this very specific time period and area. like, hell yeah! get a kind of niche interest and get yourself a doctorate with it!
i think im gonna make that legendary snake scepter
bojack horseman is a good show but some of the scenes are so brutally accurate about mental illness and self sabotage that it’s like having someone come up to me, recite my name, date of birth, and SSN, and then slap me in the face.