i still believe that “one week” by barenaked ladies should be one of the songs we send aliens because it conveys two fundamental tenets of the human experience: 

  1. refusing to admit personal fault
  2. shamelessly jacking off to anime titties
♥ 272 — 4 years ago on 25 Sep 2018

i just wanna say that when rod rosenstein does get fired by trump i will be supremely disappointed if there aren’t at least 3 of these signs at every protest

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♥ 45 — 4 years ago on 25 Sep 2018

my brother is trying to take pictures of my cat for his photography class but he keeps trying to lick the lens. 

♥ 53 — 4 years ago on 24 Sep 2018
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i get rick rolled constantly but i think its fun. im just like “ah, you rapscallion! i thought i was clicking on a study about the importance of olive oil in greek culture in direct connection to the prevalence of anal sex, but instead i’ve clicked on a youtube link to a catchy song! you rascal!”

♥ 145 — 4 years ago on 23 Sep 2018
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finally finished the main story and it only took me three fucking years

finally finished the main story and it only took me three fucking years

♥ 14 — 4 years ago on 21 Sep 2018

do you ever see paleolithic art and go “oh fuck that’s good” like they hadn’t developed agriculture or the wheel but god damn could they paint horses real good

♥ 111417 — 4 years ago on 21 Sep 2018
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my archeology professor studied textile production during the late iron age in what is today israel and surrounding countries and there’s something oddly inspiring about that. almost all his published research is about a single topic in this very specific time period and area. like, hell yeah! get a kind of niche interest and get yourself a doctorate with it!

♥ 2051 — 4 years ago on 19 Sep 2018
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i think im gonna make that legendary snake scepter 

♥ 28 — 4 years ago on 18 Sep 2018
im a big fan of the encouraging zombie man

im a big fan of the encouraging zombie man 

♥ 25 — 4 years ago on 18 Sep 2018

bojack horseman is a good show but some of the scenes are so brutally accurate about mental illness and self sabotage that it’s like having someone come up to me, recite my name, date of birth, and SSN, and then slap me in the face.

♥ 483 — 4 years ago on 16 Sep 2018
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