hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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the older i get the more i can understand why people back in the old fairytale days would just fuck off and be a hermit in the woods. just chilling out in the middle of nowhere and occasionally telling random heroes cryptic shit. living the fucking dream.

the way brett kavanaugh got emotional talking about his dad and his calendars i thought his dad had fucking died but nope.  everett edward kavanaugh jr. was sitting right behind his son the whole time. 

:) :^) and 🙂 are all such wildly different emotions.

actual quotes from my art history professor

• “persian emissaries spoke in a valley girl accent and that is a verifiable historical fact!”
• “going back to historical references in modern media, some of you may recognize this guy xerxes because it’s a really cool name. for example, have any of you watched or read, uh, ‘Fullmetal Alchemist’? Okay that’s one, two, alright more than four of you! Thank god, it is mainstream.”
• “Ancient folks really knew how to make a cool hats!”
• “And then the King would have the scribes write on his statue things like “MY KING IS THE BEST KING THE GODS FAVOR HIM AND WOMEN LOVE HIM BECAUSE OF HIS….PENIS?””

my experience with my guild’s discord music bot:

me: i dont want to queue up any music because what if they think it’s bad and think i listen to bad music. better safe than sorry.

guild leader: i’m going to play Enya for three hours until you learn how to fucking play this game without dying

i know that nobody cares anymore but inflation is fucking insane on neopets now. i lost my old account with my secret laboratory map and instead of paying 200k for the full map it’s now 2 million. the fuck happened in the past seven years????

• me: well time to write that three page paper on rousseau's view on women
• uterus: oho? bold of you to assume you're going to be able to concentrate on anything in this much pain

since my other cave painting post blew up i wanna show you my absolute fucking favorite one from the same cave

some ancient prehistoric human went into one of the deepest most remote parts of the cave with only a flame to guide him and painted a bird man with his dick out. fucking legend.

the human spine is pretty strong evidence against intelligent design. i have been in pain 24/7 since i was like eight years old. millions of years of evolution and you couldn’t work out the “constant ache” ???? fucking bullshit. 

lmao im going to greece in november and one of my bosses tried to be like “:/ i dunno if the frame shop can handle you being gone :/ especially so close to christmas” 

like dude you’re paying me minumim wage and refused to give me full time. it’s a fuckin retail job i’ll quit then lmao