hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
my mom is watching infowars shes gone off the fucking deep end
why do people act like long wait times are something that only occurs with universal health care?
“well if we act like those commie countries you have to wait weeks for an appointment!” dude i gotta make my nephrologist appointment six months in advance to make sure my kidneys continue to work as intended. my little sister dislocated her arm when she was three and we waited for like four hours in the emergency room.
biggest plot twist of my fucking life was when the old mexican man i work with started speaking german to me when he found out my last name was german. fucking surreal.
brandon flowers: 🎶 i fell in love with a beautiful woman but she cheated on me only it turns out she didn’t and it was only my own paranoia, doubt, and crippling insecurity that sabotaged our relationship and i only have myself to blame🎶
me: this must be what the kids these days call “a mood”
so Official Word of Anet says that sylvari have sex but i cant find out where they said it and im not sure which scenario is funniest
1. Anet knowing that the internet is full of degenerates who are gonna inevitably ask and just going “The sylvari are a race of plant people! And, yes, they have sex”
2. “And Sylvari are one of the new races you can play in Guild Wars 2! We’re very excited to introduce them and see what you think! :)” “Do they fuck?” “I– excuse me?” “DO SYLVARI FUCK”
candy corn is Good Candy
my type is women who are wildly more competent and smart than me and luckily that’s pretty much every woman in the entire world because im a big gay dumbass
