so, not even my grandma’s gossip ring (like every nosy old woman in a 3 block radius) can find out who Stranger belongs to. 

since she might stay here longer than a week or so we’re taking her to the vet to get her shots again/see if she needs them again b/c we have no way of knowing if she got them in the first place and I really don’t need her getting O’Malley or Dummy sick.

♥ 27 — 4 years ago on 15 Oct 2018
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so my art history professor likes assassin’s creed and she knows that another girl and i are Not Straight so when I asked her about the extra credit assignments b/c im going to miss 2 classes she’s like “ooh! You can do a scavenger hunt in video games for artwork we talk about in class! there’s a new assassin’s creed game and you can romance a woman in it! :)” and like….thats the nicest thing a professor has ever done for me. i’ve got no money or gaming system so we worked out a different one but like….that was so sweet.

♥ 117 — 4 years ago on 14 Oct 2018
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sat down for like 30 seconds and was immediately deemed a jungle gym/acceptable bed.

♥ 34 — 4 years ago on 14 Oct 2018

finally realized what her face markings reminded me of!!

♥ 62 — 4 years ago on 13 Oct 2018

kind of funny how king tut is only so famous now because he died so young. 

♥ 134 — 4 years ago on 13 Oct 2018
in muppets canon kermit did 9/11

in muppets canon kermit did 9/11

♥ 129 — 4 years ago on 13 Oct 2018
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i think i got adopted by this kitten.

♥ 78 — 4 years ago on 13 Oct 2018
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i have gone on facebook for the first time since 2012 just to make an account to try and find this kitten’s owner 

♥ 15 — 4 years ago on 12 Oct 2018
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I found this baby girl in my backyard. She heard me make the universal “kitty come here!!!’ kissy noise and ran up!
shes so small im in love

I found this baby girl in my backyard. She heard me make the universal “kitty come here!!!’ kissy noise and ran up! 

shes so small im in love

♥ 135 — 4 years ago on 12 Oct 2018

my mom is a conservative nutjob and somehow genuinely believed that all her kids are going to grow up to register republican.

out of her three kids old enough to vote, only two are registered (my sister and I) and the look on her face when she found out we both registered democrat? fucking priceless.

♥ 111 — 4 years ago on 11 Oct 2018
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