im not a big fan of bugs at all but i always bring them outside instead of squishing them. i hope when insects inherit the earth they remember my compassion and spare my life.
we need to bring the word “gumption” back. it’s a fun word.
update to stranger (seen hiding on my sisters bed after getting her shots and sulking)
She’s older than I thought (1 year. Turns out she’s just tiny) and not fixed. So she might just be a really nice stray?
He bought a keychain with the confederate flag and said he was honoring southern history despite the fact that the furthest our family goes back in the US is when my great-grandfather came over from czechoslovakia to new york. our father’s side of the family moved to new york from ireland 50 years ago.
we have literally no ties to heritage anywhere south of new york.
he loves trump but isnt registered to vote because he think the (((deep state))) is going to steal his vote


she loves to come in, jump on my computer, roll on the keyboard, and then just leave.
once i felt something on my leg when i was in the kitchen an i went “you can’t fool me this time, brain! it’s just hair or something” and then i bent over to pick up a pen i knocked down and it was a Giant Fucking Spider climbing up my damn leg. ever since that day i have never known peace.
the cool thing about having an idiot alt right supporting brother is when he gets mad over dumb shit my sister and i go “It’s concerning how such a small thing triggers such a strong reaction from you.” in the family groupchat and he’ll see the word “trigger” in relation to him and go fucking nuclear
the downside about having such a dipshit brother is literally every thing else about him
i cant believe elon musk is the villain in the venom movie. incredible.