a pair of scottish lesbians saved me from falling into a subterranean lake and now I owe them a life debt.
ended up crying next to a french woman on the plane because Love, Simon was a free movie option.
oh my god i’m at the airport waiting for my flight and the guy that sat down across from me has the most powerful dad energy i’ve ever seen
netflix blew all their costume budget on other stuff so they had to send an intern to Spirit of Halloween with $15 to get that wig.
i have to close tonight and then get up at 4am to catch a plane D:
lmao some pro trump guy (jacob wohl) tried to fucking frame mueller for sexual assault. imagine being so fucking dumb you think you can outsmart a guy who took down a fucking mafia boss.
remember when the first season of legend of korra ended with a double murder suicide? that was crazy
why does Avatar have so many buff grandpas? what were they trying to tell us?

because my family says Stranger isn’t a “real name” she has been officially christened “Wednesday” because I found her near halloween and the Addams Family is cool.