hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
iceberg lettuce is just crunchy water
in honor of tumblrs possible passing heres a joke i made last night at 4am and never posted because its not that funny
if tumblr does die i have no other social media and dont care enough to make accounts on twitter and stuff so its been nice knowing you all etc etc
when people were first talking about venom and eddie i thought it was an exaggeration of their friendship but tom hardy straight up kisses venom during the movie.
when i first found wednesday i thought she might be deaf or have trouble hearing but it turned out she was just a bitch who ignored me yelling at her
ive only had wednesday for a month and she already does whatever the fuck she wants in this house.
if i see the cats on the table and yell at them o’malley and popcorn will go “!! loud noises!! leaving now!!” but she’ll just look at me and refuse to budge. she’s called my bluff. she knows i wont raise a finger against her and will just gently lift her off the table. she knows she can steal my soup and still get chin scratches if she headbutts me and chirps after doing it. stupid cat has learned in one month what the other cats have not learned in six years: i’m a fucking pushover.
she KNOWS she’s not supposed to be on the table but jumps up anyway!
today a regular came in and i thought she came to pick up her stuff but when i told her it wasn’t ready yet she went “oh, i know. :) i was baking cookies for thanksgiving dinner and made too many so i thought you might like some!” and gave me like two dozen cookies.
mrs s you are the ONLY good retail customer on this bitch of an earth
