hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
@the universe: i am begging you please send him up and strand him there
in other news i finally found out how to use emojis on my laptop. previously, for months and months, i would google “pondering emoji” or “shrug emoji” and copypaste it. when i was today years old i found out i could just right click and select “emoji” to get them. 😃
my absolute favorite criticism i’ve received on this site was some guy telling me “you claim to be against guns, and yet your username is from a game series where you use guns 🤔” like imagine being that fucking dumb
“I was raised Catholic” just translates to “I’m an atheist, but I feel kinda bad about it.”
people on this site call anyone doing anything slightly eccentric or quirky a “trickster god” ignoring the fact that as per most mythologies the standard trickster god does a whole lot of murder
idea: lord of the rings where everything is the same but gandalf is played by gilbert gottfried
watching it’s always sunny gay mac episodes while racist relative yell about hillary clinton in the background. happy thanksgiving. 🦃
not to be mean or anything but that american missionary who got killed by the sentinelese was dumb as fuck.
when i was a little kid i wanted to become a nun for like….a year because it meant i didn’t have to get married. how the fuck did it take me so long to realize i was a lesbian.
see i’m 100% fine when customers get in my face and call me a dumb bitch who’s never gonna do anything etc etc like whatever. i’m not gonna risk getting written up for talking back an im fuckin spineless. it’s like high school but im getting paid to be there.
but when they raise their voice at coworkers suddenly im like “hey! ma’am if you don’t calm down i will call security and remove you! D:<” like fuck off he’s a high school kid! i will fight you on this!