hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
a clue to wednesday’s owner: apparently one of the families who moved recently had a kitten who looked like her, but they moved to florida like two or three months ago. so she might have gotten out during the moving commotion and been left behind. :(
can u believe i’ve been on tumblr for almost 9 fucking years? i joined in december of 2009. someone please set me free.
someone: i’m moon scorpio mars rising virgo sun pluto water cancer :)
me: cool…cool….i’m gemini, uh, derse.
when i went to sunday school as a kid my friend renee and i found a big tub of communion wafers and went hog wild and each had a giant handful. if i go to hell that’s gonna be the #1 reason why: the mortal sin of gluttony with the added sin of it being the stolen body of christ. it was worth it.
big discussion on reddit about how judi dench playing commander root in the artemis fowl movie is ruining everything because of sjw shit. like…think critically here, folks. is erasing the whole “sexism exists also in this super advanced magic society” really that bad?
Artemis Fowl movie clawing it’s way out of development hell after one and a half decades is the biggest shock of the goddamned year. middle school me is freaking out.
revisiting book series from childhood is so weird when you’re significantly older than the protagonist. as an 8 year old kid i was like “wow he’s 13 thats so old and mature” but now im like…..what the fuck kind of cop teams up with a middle school kid to take down a criminal conspiracy. just give him a gun. it’s cool.
artemis fowl was my favorite book series growing up and im so glad they cast a kid the right age. i hope they do the whole series because the idea of a 13 year old dweeb in a tailored suit taking down the russian mafia is hilarious.
Not to jinx things but my sister and I are planning on moving to SC if we get accepted to Charleston college. Transfer applications open December 1st.