hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
today a guy came in to get something framed and it was a topless picture of marilyn monroe. 👀
you know how when mac and dennis move to the suburbs and just put all their garbage bags in a separate room and hang air fresheners? that’s hawke and fenris.
i just remembered dragon age 2. love how anders just lived in the sewers like some stinky hobo man, fenris lived in a dilapidated rotten mansion and literally never cleaned, varric and isabella just lived at the inn and got drunk all the time. merrill was the only one who actually gave a shit about her living space.
a few months ago i found a book of poems about death on the side of the road. i just opened it up to look through it and a few pictures of woman fell out.
i think i’m about to get really fucking haunted.
damn alaska was just hit by a 7.0 earthquake. hope everyone’ okay.
no offense but this name sounds like someone asked a disguised alien what their name was and they panicked.
Butler really was Something in that series. the kid he’s hired to babysit decides to travel around the world to try and catch a fairy an he’s just like….alright. whatever.
Butler, upon seeing a man just eat dirt and burrow into the earth like a fucking worm:
Butler really was Something in that series. the kid he’s hired to babysit decides to travel around the world to try and catch a fairy an he’s just like….alright. whatever.
angeline fowl after coming out of a mental breakdown and severe depressive episode only to see her 13 year old son trying to hide a pile of fucking gold bars in the living room:
