hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
tumblr has done so much dumb shit so ineffectually before that im pretty sure december 17 is just gonna thanos this dumbass website and only censor every other titty or something. they’re going to censor pictures of like roses and daisies and shit but leave overwatch porn in the middle of your dash. you don’t even follow the blogger. you’re just gonna see junkrat’s dick and deal with it.
i need u all to know that
fuckin rip to my tasteful classical art titty blog i guess
people on this site: people who drink black coffee are elder gods with strength that far surpasses that of mortals. they are the only ones who will survive the end times.
me: thanks, but i’m actually just lactose intolerant.
instead of baby it’s cold out discourse this year it’s time for “i saw mommy kissing santa clause” discourse.
interests come and go but fullmetal alchemist is forever
remember when artemis would shit on all the psychologists assigned to him rather than face his emotional health until one doctor was like “you’re unhappy because you’re a shithead who doesn’t respect the people around him.” which in hindsight it actually a pretty good moral for a kid’s book series.
upon spending like 15 minutes thinking of it i’m 99% sure that the artemis fowl movie is going to be Bad but i’m still kind of happy it’s coming out because it reminded me of what was a great, but really fucking weird, series
customer with small child: excuse me, do you carry jigsaw puzzles?
me: yeah, they’re right over here.
customer: alright buddy, pick out one you like
child:
child: where— where’s the saw?