hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
i cant mention that i want loki to have faked his death again without people actually giving me their thought out theories how he could have done it alongside supporting evidence from the movies. i just think it would be kinda funny. i’ve got no logic for it.
why sleep in a soft and comfortable bed when you can sleep in a cardboard box
Scott Lang: [pushing doorbell repeatedly] RISE AND GRIND GAMERS!
modern conspiracy theories like q-anon and jews controlling the world are so dumb. like there’s this massive shadow government controlling the world who have been in power for hundreds of years who also use code and symbols left in plain sight and easily deciphered by some fuckin rube on a computer.
we lost baby jesus so i decided to improvise. nobody else was amused.
remember tumblarity and how nobody actually knew how the points were calculated. staff took it away and never gave it back. :(
remember when you could just reblog something and edit the source of the post to be your blog so we had to fucking watermark everything
college in general is filled with people asking the stupidest questions in the world (”how do we know the romans didn’t build the great pyramids?”) but my FAVORITE is when we learned about prehistoric art and one girl looked at the cave paintings of the horses and asked “but how did they know what the horses looked like?” and the professor was dumbfounded for a second before replying “well….they….saw them.” and the girl went “yeah but how did they know what the horses looked like in the cave? did they bring them in?”
like this girl either didn’t know that humans possess the capability to remember things or could not conceive of drawing without the object right in front of you to reference. she was so baffled but so willing to learn.
remember that phase of tumblr when ppl on here were huge fans of like dr who and would attempt to use british slang and manner of speaking only they were all from like wisconsin and new york and clearly had never actually met a real british person
if warriormale is deleted we fly all flags at half mast