hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
making posts about how tumblr is going to die and about how nothing is going to happen
middle school me not yet realizing she’s a lesbian during every scene with riza hawkeye: 😍
conspiracy theorists claiming that ancient statues and paintings not looking realistic means there were aliens in the way back days is kinda funny. imagine living thousands of years go in fucking russia and going “I’m going to carve a statue of a funny man. I’m not very good at it, but clearly people will know what it is and the gods will be pleased!” and spending time painstakingly carving this giant wooden man.
and then like 11,000 years later some dude goes “this is so grotesque and exaggerated that it cant possibly be mistaken for a human being!” like….fucking ouch.
if u had a crush on envy from fullmetal alchemist in middle school you’re gay now
cant wait to log on tomorrow and have literally nothing change
trying to organize my closet and found a postcard my great-grandfather sent to my great-grandmother from Hotel Metropol in Moscow.
Which is kinda cool, except idk why he would have traveled to Moscow?
me, reading about people complain about shows going to shit: You know who would never do this? Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.
the main reason i took art history was so i could get my necessary art credits without having to actually make any art because i am bad at it. for the art history final it’s a choice between recreating an art piece we saw or creating one in the spirit of what we learned.
i (and like 5 others) asked the professor if i could maybe write an essay and she was like “hmmm. how about this? you watch a movie that has one of the cultures we learned about and analyze all the historical inaccuracies. like….the mummy! the brandon fraser one.”
like….the mummy (1999) is my favorite movie. and pointing out problems in things is my favorite activity. i will die for this professor.
the upcoming sonic movie drama is fantastic because i don’t even like sonic the hedgehog. i’ve never watched any shows with him or played any games. i’ve got no horses in this race. i’m just here to cackle and watch the catastrophe unfold.
