look i love The Good Place and everything bc its a genuinely good show but the premise that “all religions only got it 5% right” is ehhh. like, the concept of being tortured for all eternity if you committed enough bad acts (sins) ? that’s not a little bit of all religions. that’s just Christian Hell.
a guy came in yesterday needing stuff matted and framed because his wife asked him to but he put it off and now he’s panicking.
after I helped him he asked if I took tips. I said yeah, and thought it was gonna be like $5. Dude gave me a $20. Customers in retail are good sometimes.
looking back at childhood and before realizing i was a lesbian is so funny. i was such a little gay idiot.
love geting yelled at by customers for telling them i’m sorry but i can’t get a custom frame for you by christmas. it’s a week away. im not ruining your christmas, your poor time management skills are.
the new living world map is Thunderhead Keep which means everyone is fondly reminiscing about the GW1 Monk Strike of 2006. :’)
no offense but the new aladdin remake looks like hot garbage and literally nobody asked for it.

this looks like some direct to tv afterschool special not a multi million dollar budget
no offense but while the loss of the library of alexandria was a tragedy it didn’t set mankind back by centuries like everyone likes to pretend.
how many followers do u need before your considered tumblr funnyman famous? need to know when i can start exploiting you guys
i love how on other sites people were complaining about tumblr banning nsfw because it had the “best” porn gifs. tumblrs gif limits are like two frames, maybe three if you take away color. please get better porn standards. the bar is so fucking low.