hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
my mom is listening to some standup channel in the car and the current woman just said “My brain is a radio DJ who does not take requests!” like wow….she gets it…
pro-tip: do not take mucinex and prozac at the same time. im somehow dizzy and exhausted as well as wide awake. the room is moving. i feel like im in a dream and not in control of my body. its not a good feeling.
if demons and shit were real i would never get possessed because this body is too much of a hassle.
oh, u wanna use me as a vessel? that’s nice. your back is going to hurt literally all the time, you’re gonna cry randomly over any emotion, and if the weather gets too cold your lungs are gonna start fucking up and make you cough like you’re a 14th century peasant dying of the plague. you wanna eat? cool cool cool just make sure nothing has any artificial coloring or you’re gonna break out in hives. also avoid milk or you’re gonna get cramps and shit yourself. also, you want to see something more that 5 feet away? good fucking luck.
i’m immune to supernatural influences. im a walking disaster. a testament to how survival of the fittest clearly doesn’t work. you could possess an angry duck and get more done.
i hate when i get my winter cough. like when it gets real cold and dry my lungs go “u know what? fuck this.” but for like two months.
i wanna be the mysterious stranger who moves into a small-ish town and secludes myself. the townsfolk see me and try to talk to me but i give one word answers and give nothing about myself away. sometimes i’ll go to different digs around the world for weeks at a time.
at night there’s often strange lights coming from my cabin. it’s not science or anything, i just know fuck-all about electricity and i’m too socially insecure to get on the phone and call an electrician so i try to fix it myself. but nobody but me knows this and it adds to the mystery surrounding my person. am i a witch? a satanist? a mad scientist? nope, just a shy gay idiot.
u know what i love? that i can talk to other lgbt ppl and be like “yeah, i can’t come out as a lesbian to my parents because my family is super homophobic” and complete strangers will come out of the woodwork and say “fuck them im your parents now and i love and accept you”
a small sampling of the tags of one of my posts. gosh, im so glad that the pornban of ‘18 totally worked and got rid of the pornbots!
