lesbianshepard:

throwback to when my dad spent money on that 23 and me kit and then got roasted by his side of the family when it turned out he was like 96.3% irish. everyone was like “we already have records and stuff. the past five generations were born in county galway. literally everyone on your family tree has THE most irish names imaginable.”

man looked at every other female relative being named peggy or molly and every single last name starting with “o’” or “mc” and went “damn wonder if i’m secretly half italian. better spend $100 to find that out.”

♥ 215 — 1 year ago on 03 Nov 2021 — via lesbianshepard