hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
The Web is such a bullshit fear, I hate the Web and I hate everything it does, if there was a Leitner rant but for the Web it was probably me who wrote it because this fucked up Fear sucks so hard, it’s so boring and shitty and “ooh but i had the upper hand the Entire Time!” like wtf fuck you I take a glass and put it over your fucking little spider body let’s see how much you can do, I saw a spider this morning in my kitchen an just squashed it because if the Web wants some fucking mind games it should better actually get on with it and not just sit in the shadows playing the most intense tic-tac-toe game ever played with random players while it keeps changing the rules over and over again and then getting up all like “I did it! I am a master of deceit” like what? The? Fuck? No? The Web sucks, it’s the worst, it’s such a bullshit fear, it’s the laziest fear of all just goes “was this really your decision” like bitch Idk I don’t remember what I thought 5 minutes ago, I don’t get spooked by you moving a fucking bottle from the table I put it on onto the kitchen counter, because guess what You Suck and the reason it’s Named the fucking WEB is because it sucked so hard at the manipulation part that people had to go “Oh but what is actually scary about it” and it was just fucking spiders, fuck this shit, if this podcast actually pulls the dumb trope of “ooooh but in the background The Web was always in control!” I just have to fucking stop listening to it because holy shit this sucks so fucking hard And If I could I would just jump in and fucking throw hands with Annabelle Cane like Hell Yes Martin had the right idea just fucking deck the Web in the face God I just really REALLY hate everything about the Web