[SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PEER REVIEW]

found a picture of my dad when he was 12 and he looks almost exactly like i do now. it’s so fucking uncanny.

♥ 22 — 1 month ago on 13 Jun 2023

The fandomization of mythology continues to be the bane of my existence

♥ 277 — 1 year ago on 26 Jul 2022

#m #i am BEGGING people who claim to be obsessed with greek mythology actually learn what mythology is #like yes ovid does have a version of the story #but its not the same as the character of medusa evolving over time in mythology #like #Hadestown is a retelling of the myth of Orpheus and Eurydice but it isn't a myth in itself

Anonymous inquired:

Having a gay man or a man at all for a butch role model is the saddest thing I can imagine. Amelia Airheart bitch. Joan of Arc. The fuck. Do I look like a man to you? A GAY man of all people? Oh no. No no no. Fuck that. Butch women changed history how dare these bitches sleep on them.

genderoutlaws:

i find it so fascinating that you consider connecting with gay men over shared experience to be erasure and then your idea of a butch lesbian is. amelia earheart . anyways get well soon

♥ 8030 — 1 year ago on 16 Apr 2022 — via genderoutlaws

#didnt joan of arc outright say that she wore men's clothes to avoid rape #like #it was a big part of her trial #i feel like thats important if you're going to try and label her butch for whatever reason

one of the most annoying myths about pompeii is that the frescos in the brothel functioned as a “menu” for people to point out what they wanted. firstly, because everyone who walks into a brothel knows what sex is regardless of what language they speak. secondly, it falls apart pretty immediately when you do any sort of research and realize that all the erotic frescos in the building portray male/female penetrative sex. there aren’t any different options.

♥ 283 — 1 year ago on 03 Dec 2021

#m #the frescos also portray stuff like a person reading or eating or drinking #like #i dont think that's a sexual menu #i dont think you're going to pompeii and visiting the lupanar and going #hey can i read a book here

lesbianshepard:

kind of hate that i grew up obsessed with harry potter because i have so much disdain for jk rowling but also i know a ton of harry potter trivia and could probably talk for hours if prompted

those shitty articles that compare current events and political figures to harry potter suck but also if i had like….15% less integrity i could probably churn a bunch of those out no problem

♥ 303 — 2 years ago on 14 Oct 2020 — via lesbianshepard

#m #text #like yeah i see them and im like oh god please read another book #but also if some shitty newspaper wants to pay me i could give them a two page article about how #like #idk #ANTIFA is like Dumbledore's Army #and twitter would love it

so today i found out that the leftist group weather underground came first and that fox news was not saying that the weather website was planning to attack and dethrone god.

♥ 36 — 3 years ago on 08 Jun 2020

#m #text #i thought it was just like that stupid 5g conspiracy shit #i was very confused #like #you mean the website i check when i plan to take my dog for a walk to make sure it's not too hot for him?

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

♥ 52998 — 4 years ago on 15 Apr 2019 — via jasmineresevoir

#god #there were three religious relics stored in that #like #really fucking important ones #'jesus wore this' level #reblog #video

i’d make a ~~great~~ terrible grey warden b/c i’d like conscript all the mages. like go from circle to circle “alright who wants to party it up w/ the grey wardens? p much all of u? ayyy lmao okay knight commander im using the right of conscription. got a problem w/ that? too bad im a grey warden see you again never”

♥ 3 — 8 years ago on 01 Apr 2015

#m #id put off the joining for so long too #it would be terrible #'HEEEEY WARDENS GUESS WHO CAME BACK W/ 200 NEW RECRUITS' #'emily is that a seven year old child?' #yeah she said she didnt want to be in the circle #there are actually twelve young children #'eMILY WE CAN'T HAVE SEVEN YEAR OLDS IN THE GREY WARDENS' #alright lets give them lil grey warden uniforms and send them on their way #templars can fuck off they're like honorary grey wardens #good luck kiddos see you again in i dont know how does 30 years sound? #templars complaining? fuck off what were u doing durin the blight huh the grey wardens were killing the archdemon fuck off u owe us ur lives #actually durin the blight i'd probably be crying or kissing a girl #probably both tbh #like #i feel like end of the world sex would be really really good #like we're all gonna die so w/e no holding back #i feel like the wardens are like eMILY YOU ARE GOING TO GET US KICKED OUT OF FERELDEN #/AGAIN #fINE. I'LL GO MAKE MY OWN WARDENS. WITH BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS. #in fact fORGET THE WARDENS. AND THE BLACKJACK

gonna make my night vale intern shirt today

strexcorp one is next but i have a purple tee now so

what should the design be?

♥ 3 — 9 years ago on 22 Nov 2013

#m #the eye on the front #like #the eye on the front and NVCR then under that night vale community radio #and then like #on the back INTERN #but what else should i put on the back

*whispers* i really dont like mirror!verse at all

♥ 2 — 9 years ago on 04 Oct 2013

#well i like the uniforms #but that's it #like #star trek is cool because wow! space!! cool!!! #i dont want to know how that could have gone wrong and made a dystopia