dont tell me musical theater won’t be useful in the future when jean valjean managed to sing and choreograph his way out of being arrested like three times
the other day I was taking a walk when I saw this old guy trapped under a cart. people were trying to help him but it was too heavy so I stepped forward and lifted it off him (I work out a lot.) then, this old police inspector told me I had to be a convict because of how strong I was. I looked him straight in the eye and said, “it’s 1815. anyone can be strong, including non felons, women, and gay people. the only person who’s weak here is you.” he started crying and gave me fifty crowns while everyone clapped, even the nuns
Okay but you can’t tell me that les amis wouldn’t get into a ringtone war where they’re all stealing each other’s phones and changing the ringtones, and points are assigned arbitrarily for the best ones
For instance, Joly gets five points for changing Bossuet’s to Get Lucky
Feuilly is awarded twenty points for changing Courfeyrac’s to a clip of Marius shrieking, which causes courf to fall out of his chair the first time it goes off
Jehan gets fifteen points for changing both Joly and Combeferre’s to Witch Doctor
Grantaire gets twenty points for changing Bahorel’s to the nyan cat song, but then gets fifteen points retracted because Bahorel liked it and decided to keep it
And everyone agrees that the person who manages to get Enjolras will get the most points, because Enjolras guards his phone with his life pretty much
But then during one meeting Enjolras is in the middle of a really passionate rant when his phone suddenly starts blaring Never Gonna Give You Up, and everyone goes dead silent. And Enjolras just slowly turns to look at Combeferre and whispers ‘you fucking traitor.’
i love that jean valjeans alter ego is monsieur madeleine. madeleine is a french muffin. he is called mister muffin. how could this man possibly be a crook. why would javert ever suspect this man of any crime.
Hello, I’m auditioning for the role of Enjolras and I’ll be singing “The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage” by Panic! At The Disco
courf and ferre texting each other like ‘thinking of you x’ and’ and ‘so lucky to have you, save lives!! x’ and it always makes them smile so enjolras is like ‘huh’
and texts grantaire like ‘i love you and you mean so much to me x’ and grantaire is just like