i mean i get why things have to go wrong to create a plot and shit but like
i would almost certainly watch a star wars movie where everything is wonderful and han and leia and ben are a happy family with no first order and uncle luke comes over and helps tutor ben in the force and with his daughter rey and her friend finn gets along really well with the organas’ neighbor poe dameron
last night i had a weird dream about saving the universe and i dont remember most of it but i remember at one point i took off my shirt to distract the Big Bad from destroying us all and just shouted “LOOK HOW FUCKING PERKY MY TITS ARE.” and it worked
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Okay, you are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend NEAR 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERIN!