ok i love the “jon sims becomes a teacher au” cause u know what students fucking do all the time??
google their teachers
just fuckin.. some weird english dude walks into your class, completely covered in scars and completely unqualified, so what are you gonna do?? look him up
and what are they gonna get? space pirate band wanted for murder missing persons reports and the only employment record is that he used to work at the magnus institute and went to oxford
fucking legend