i bought myself a belated birthday cake yesterday and when i went to eat it last night this was all that was left
because my family is filled with fucking animals who possess no empathy or critical thinking.
anyway i’m pretty sure it was my brothers so i flushed all their weed down the toilet and then cried in the shower
my brother left his wallet in the bathroom so guess who bought herself a new cake on the way home from work

i dropped it while trying to unlock the kitchen but whatever.