thelaststarfalling:

i made my first uquiz! what category of history nerd are you?

♥ 6051 — 1 year ago on 04 Jan 2022 — via thoodleoo

belljargirl:

not to be fake deep but twin peaks truly invented the whole “fighting god behind seven eleven” trend and we’re just now catching on…… like drinking seven gallons of coffee + astral projecting in a bar having a conversation with a giant is a real live plot in twin peaks

♥ 16415 — 6 years ago on 20 Dec 2016 — via bloodlinemagick
♥ 25943 — 7 years ago on 12 Jan 2016 — via 2soft2sensitive
the signs as john mulaney quotes

imaginescalemates:

aries: Here’s a story I once heard about me
taurus: It’s 100% easier not to do things than to do them
gemini: Now when people make fun of me, I deserve it
cancer: This might as well happen
leo: I’m a little fat girl
virgo: Detective! We found a pool of the killer’s blood in that hallway! Mmm… Gross. Mop it up!
libra: I always thought quicksand was gonna be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be
scorpio: No one knows what you’re talking about, you idiot!
sagittarius: In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin
capricorn: “John, that bathroom’s been closed for FORTY YEARS"
aquarius: I’ll keep all my emotions right here.. and then one day, I’ll die
pisces: Thirteen year olds are the meanest people in the world. They terrify me to this day.

♥ 14397 — 7 years ago on 22 Nov 2015 — via sciencebrib

anomaliesxeverywhere:

“The weirdest thing was seeing the final product, because Linda looks like a very convincing Wendy, but Jason looks like Dipper on steroids.” - Alex Hirsch on Jason Ritter and Linda Cardellini’s cameo in Weirdmageddon Part 1 (x)

♥ 508 — 7 years ago on 29 Oct 2015 — via petr1kov
sincriefs:
“ qunari-on-the-citadel:
“ These games are shit, I love them.
” ”

sincriefs:

qunari-on-the-citadel:

These games are shit, I love them.

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♥ 19986 — 7 years ago on 28 Sep 2015 — via magefeather-moved

incorrectmasseffectquotes:

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♥ 2710 — 8 years ago on 06 Jun 2015 — via incorrectmasseffectquotes
♥ 1629 — 8 years ago on 11 Jan 2015 — via nukacolae-deactivated20160425
♥ 4508 — 8 years ago on 06 Jan 2015 — via incorrectdragonage
coachgleesonhedge:
“ cailiin:
“ ma-drug-ada:
“ This is legit, if you go to google earth and type in the coordinates 52.376552, 5.198303 and zoom in it’s a man dragging a dead body to a lake omfg
” ”
the weird thing is, there actually is
”

coachgleesonhedge:

cailiin:

ma-drug-ada:

This is legit, if you go to google earth and type in the coordinates 52.376552, 5.198303 and zoom in it’s a man dragging a dead body to a lake omfg

the weird thing is, there actually is

♥ 47268 — 10 years ago on 16 Apr 2013 — via notnaturalpudding