hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
What was it about OG Jonah Magnus that had men falling all over him??? Was it the evil? Was it the eyes? Was it the strange obsession with all things spooky???
I refuse to believe that all these guys were after him for his personality yet all the statements sent to him are all like “dearest Jonah, I’m your most loyal servant, It pains me terribly to have to end our intimate acquaintence”
They’re all just writing him thinly veiled love letters while they’re on their deathbeds, and for what? He doesn’t even help them out when they’re in mortal peril!
What was that all about? Was he just that hot? Did he have a killer voice??? Were they after him for his money?? His social status???? What was it!?!?! I need to know!!!!!