hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
man I’m like. mostly through season 1 of the magnus archives and it’s so funny like. every episode is just.
jonathan sims: and that’s the story of someone who claims they were terrorized by the Giant Death Fuck Beetle. personally, I don’t believe it. not enough evidence. anyway, here’s something weird: we never followed up on this person’s case and they were found dead 3 days later, with the words “ANOTHER PERSON KILLED BY THE GIANT DEATH FUCK BEETLE” carved into their chest and beetle slime covering the room. eerie stuff. guess we’ll just never know. jonathan out