fluorescentbrains:

disappearedsock:

Its 5am and im thinkin abt how fucking funny TMA would be if more statement givers defaulted to the Fight side of ‘fight or flight’ when dealing with the more Physical horrors, like

“I saw some kinda shadow demon in the corner of my room and instead of hiding under the blanket i just Decked It”

“yeah i found this giant spider in my basement so i smashed a chair over it and burned the house down”

“Statement regarding that one time I beat up a monster clown in the dennys parking lot”

image
♥ 6109 — 3 years ago on 11 Mar 2020 — via mori-esque