lesbianshepard:

i just heard a woman scream “Noooo!” followed by the sound of a screaming child. I looked out the window expecting to see, like, a murder or something but instead I saw a toddler laying on the sidewalk absolutely drenched in a slurpee.

I feel like I need to elaborate that the woman was screaming like she was in a horror movie. I genuinely thought I was going to see that her kid had been hit by a car. I had my phone out ready to call 911.

♥ 917 — 4 years ago on 04 May 2019 — via lesbianshepard

all im saying is that if the christmas light show in hollywood studios had a phineas and ferb themed thing then there is NO reason they can’t have a gravity falls themed thing.

♥ 12 — 8 years ago on 30 Sep 2014

so in spiderman the english teacher’s name was mrs ritter

and my 12th grade english teacher was named mrs ritter and i was thinking about how on the last day of school she gave us a “about to go to college” speech and i don’t know what i thought it would be about

but it was about preventing date rape and not getting alcohol poisoning and i thought wow this is pretty fucked up that we need to talk about this

11 years ago on 11 Jul 2012