never forget the time that I spent months creating a historically accurate recreation of a roman domus on the sims 4, trawling through dozens of custom content sites to get the wall décor and furniture, only to have my entire laptop shit itself and require me to wipe all of my files and lose everything.
ok I’m officially obsessed with the home improvement subreddit
this is it. this is by far the most jarring thing I’ve ever seen on Reddit. I’ve run the gauntlet on many a gore/shock sub in my time but the freaks are truly out on this one. holy shit
i had a dream last night that strexcorp offered to give me a full four year scholarship to any college i wanted if i worked for them and went to night vale and killed carlos and i was just like “alright.” and anyway the short version of what happened next is that i am literally the worst night vale fan ever
i should also point out that i justified this to myself by going “i will use this scholarship to major in cosmology. therefore i am doing this for science and math. so it’s okay.”
and on the bright side: it says a lot about the state of strexcorp that the hitman they hired was a scrawny asthmatic girl.