i feel like it says something about me that i’m as clumsy and calcium deficient as i am and have never accidentally broken a bone. i’ve tripped and fucked up my ankles and wrists and everything and i can fuckin walk it off. the only time my bones were not in one piece was when i was in middle school and had to get surgery because my femur grew wrong as a kid so they had to use a saw.
fun story about that femur, though! i used to be able to turn my leg around so my foot was pointing backwards. i was showing this off to my sister cause it grossed her out and my pediatrician went “Hey, you probably shouldn’t be able to do that!” and sent me to a different doctor for that just to check it out.
When that doctor saw my x-ray she made a 😬 face