hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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i actually had a star wars dream last night where

• literally all i wanted to do was meet rey
• met poe. asked him to take me to the resistance base.
• “im not a sith or anything i just really think she’s swell”
  
• “are you gay?” “yeah.” “sweet. so am i. is rey gay?” “i dunno i never asked”
  
• “LETS GO FIND OUT”
  
• went to the base. wanted to ask general organa to be my mom. realized that might not be the best thing to ask given recent events.
• met finn. went on and on about how cool he was. went on an on w/ him about how cool rey was.
• gushed about how she was so cool she flew the millennium falcon i cant even drive a car nevermind a flying one and she just DID IT
• “what the fuck is a car?”
  
• han solo told me she was w/ luke and i was SO UPSET
• screamed b/c i met han solo
• decide to make cookies to take to rey
• hugged bb-8
• “you cant just go see rey she’s training with luke skywalker”
  
• “what if i make cookies for luke too”
  
• wOKE UP BEFORE I COULD SEE REY

last night i had a dream i finally got to night vale (after several dreams where i have tried to go to night vale and woke up before i arrived) and carlos was back and i was like “woah when did you get back???” and he was like “yeah i said like two weeks max i got back three days ago” and i was like cool and just hung around and flirted with girls and angels

notable moments include me going “please, do i look like a heterosexual?” “if i was straight i’d kiss you” and “so….madame mayor….are you single?”

last night i had a dream i was in this classroom place w/ some other people and this really cute girl and i was like “this is gonna sound weird but where are we?” and the cute girl was like “hell.” and i was like oh, ok. and im not sure if she was being literal or just saying that this place sucked but it did look suspiciously like high school so there’s that.

so she was really cute and i was like oh my god emily dont screw this up what if she’s straight and i was trying to be smooth and flirty but all i said was “i am a huge lesbian" 

and she just looked at me and went "same here” and then we made out and ate sun chips for the rest of the dream

well now that i had a nice cheerful sleep i guess it’s time to try and handle the next episode of supernatural